tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post5122048009990906002..comments2024-02-12T19:55:20.018-08:00Comments on 26InchSlicks: Watching Paint DryUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-68204872154359617502010-04-07T23:46:32.783-07:002010-04-07T23:46:32.783-07:00Dear Mark S.L.,
Congratu-dolences. While a promo...Dear Mark S.L.,<br /><br />Congratu-dolences. While a promotion is cause for celebration, the same thing cannot be said about a colostomy. Elective or otherwise.<br /><br />Which is why I want you to know that, despite our differences, I'm there for you. Extra poop baggies are always on board and when your colostomy bag fails, as they inevitably will, my stash is your stash.<br /><br />Just to be clear: I will hand you the baggie; the rest is up to you.<br /><br />When you're not busy picking up after yourself, I have no doubt that the park will experience a whole new level of uninterupted surveillance.<br /><br />I welcome the challenge.<br /><br />Skidmarks,<br /><br />Mr. SPat Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05348722701872187949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-25912762212320931792010-04-07T11:28:30.966-07:002010-04-07T11:28:30.966-07:00My dear Mr. S:
I am pleased to read that you have...My dear Mr. S:<br /><br />I am pleased to read that you have heard of my promotion to detective rank and my elective colostomy. The bike message is a wonderful bit of encouragement. Thank you. <br /><br />Along with my permanent catheter, my colosotomy bag assures that I do not need leave my park patrol in the midst of a shift. <br /><br />Dogs think they're so sneaky, what with the poop bags and all, but we humans can learn from their tricks. Fight fire with fire, I say. And shit with shit. <br /><br />As always, looking forward to our encounters, <br /><br />Yours in courage and hygiene,<br /><br />Mark "Sal" Lott, SpoPoPaPaCaCaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-63870824490719572152010-04-04T10:26:17.201-07:002010-04-04T10:26:17.201-07:00Brilliant!
I once bought a Valient from a friend o...Brilliant!<br />I once bought a Valient from a friend of mine that had a bumper sticker: "Uppity women unite." I complained about it to my buddy who painted over some letters, so it said "pity me unit." I complained about that too.John Spearehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07187638368645707099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-21652881947829017432010-04-04T07:26:27.682-07:002010-04-04T07:26:27.682-07:00Clever, creative, and crude. Awesome!
Hmm, but pr...Clever, creative, and crude. Awesome!<br /><br />Hmm, but probably difficult to explain when the kids at the ice cream parlor ask their mom, "Who's Sherlock and why doesn't he have any shit?"Hank Greerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15243840232233423724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-5729683350489094552010-04-04T05:54:37.063-07:002010-04-04T05:54:37.063-07:00Such vulgarity! I'm afraid that it's becau...Such vulgarity! I'm afraid that it's because of posts like this that I'm going to have to recommend you to all my friends.Alannoreply@blogger.com