tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post836795679349191353..comments2024-02-12T19:55:20.018-08:00Comments on 26InchSlicks: Warning: Contains Graphic ImagesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-88615846551387952922016-12-24T14:03:39.694-08:002016-12-24T14:03:39.694-08:00Get all the best spirits and wines at Duty Free De...Get all the best spirits and wines at <b><a href="http://spirits.syntaxlinks.com/r/DutyFreeDepot" rel="nofollow">Duty Free Depot</a>!</b><br /><br />All the highest quality brand name drinks for <b>unbeatable low prices.</b>Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07287821785570247118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-31693308404048370832013-01-26T23:01:09.963-08:002013-01-26T23:01:09.963-08:00Marlin, I'm googling mouse deer as we speak. A...Marlin, I'm googling mouse deer as we speak. A coupla weeks ago I didn't even know what an ungulate was, and now every time I hear the word, I am all ears. Big, pointey ones.<br /><br />Hank, I have never been to Alabama, and have never really even formed an opinion. Until just now. You've supplanted some indelible images.<br /><br />Andy, actually, that is one of the questions I am furiously pondering tonight.<br /><br />Rev splitter, I'm trying to keep religion on the back burner, because I have no use for guilt at this particular point in time. I fully appreciate the sentiment, though.<br /><br />TBCC, me too. I expect to be channelling him in the coming days.<br /><br />John, your comment about how I'm enjoying this at some level is actually absolutely spot-on and something I didn't anticipate at all. My emotional response to a dead mouse in a trap at this point, though, is something pretty closely related to seeing a cyclist on the road - just a feeling of inner warmth and satisfaction. I think the turning point for me, as in where I lost all sense of compassion, was when the little bastards started infringing on our ability to sleep. In a significant way. Sleep is hard enough to get as it is, and when you can get it, it's sacred. Little bastards must die, then.<br /><br />John and Glen, is this loaner cat thing truly an option? From a practical standpoint? I don't know cats well enough, as far as care and feeding and how to keep them from running away, but if it is, I am so totally down with this idea and I have already talked to Patty and she is good with it too. We need to talk. The thought that I could possibly be purchasing a guest litter box . . . holy living hell. But boy howdy, this could be such an amazing adventure. For your cats. For Brandy. For us.<br /><br />Perfesser Lumper, let us consider, for a moment, Tiger on a small pill. Now that's what I'm talkin' about!Pat Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05348722701872187949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-9906089126048559142013-01-26T12:27:14.486-08:002013-01-26T12:27:14.486-08:00Caddy Shack brings us closer to a helpful pop cult...Caddy Shack brings us closer to a helpful pop culture text than Edwin Starr's pacifism. As with the Varmint Cong, the issue is not simply weaponry, but, as Pat notes, access to the mouses down their mousy hidey-hole. Until small anti-mouse drones are available, we must ride the Airplane.<br /><br />May I suggest remembering what the Dormouse actually said? No, Pat, not that pill. It makes you larger. The OTHER pill makes you small.<br /><br />This is primarily a pharmaceutical issue.Perfesser Lumpernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-5456008565819572712013-01-26T11:49:40.645-08:002013-01-26T11:49:40.645-08:00I heard Carl Spackler chortling in the background ...I heard Carl Spackler chortling in the background as a read this post.Traditional Bike Club Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15686473479441209354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-30292253082491853802013-01-26T10:27:06.229-08:002013-01-26T10:27:06.229-08:00Deer mice are the reason God replaced the Sixth Co...Deer mice are the reason God replaced the Sixth Commandment with the Second Amendment.<br /><br />Most Reverend Splitternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-290256137106232072013-01-26T09:27:46.354-08:002013-01-26T09:27:46.354-08:00Elephant cycles stocks a rental fleet of expert fe...Elephant cycles stocks a rental fleet of expert feline mouse hunting equipment. Food and water not included. Let us know how we can help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-20016753611101109572013-01-26T09:09:35.811-08:002013-01-26T09:09:35.811-08:00Tiger would love nothing more than to spend a coup...Tiger would love nothing more than to spend a couple days at your house taking care of business. 'course, speaking from experience, I can tell you that the sound of a cat racing through the attic followed by an unsettling silence, that is punctuated by crunching and gnawing sounds -- will also keep you up at night, though perhaps in a more satisfyingly enjoyable way. <br /><br />It's clear you are enjoying the hunt some level, so I won't push too hard, but mice are child's play for Tiger... John Spearehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07187638368645707099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-26563493346183388012013-01-26T08:44:22.170-08:002013-01-26T08:44:22.170-08:00I now rescind any jealousy of your conditions that...I now rescind any jealousy of your conditions that may have been implied by my comments in your previous post. <br /><br />How would Brandy feel about a feline sibling or two?Andy D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01721273913834541311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-62083080673031524812013-01-26T08:39:27.859-08:002013-01-26T08:39:27.859-08:00I'm so...pleased?...to have inspired prose bri...I'm so...pleased?...to have inspired prose bringing to...life?...however short, such characters as Cheddar Snakefood, Feta Longstride, and Gouda Poopsalot.<br /><br />Years ago in my military days and I was stationed in Alabama, I had a mouse infestation in the house. I found the poisonous food up in the attic took care of them much quicker than traps did. About six months later we had an infestation at work. We were in double-wide trailers configured as offices and the mice were in the walls. The poisonous food worked great again but what with it being the middle of summer and mouse corpses rotting and desiccating inside the walls, the stench was pretty overwhelming. On the plus side, our superiors didn't stop by to check on us for a long time.Hank Greerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15243840232233423724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-68006687950353392032013-01-26T08:35:44.394-08:002013-01-26T08:35:44.394-08:00I'm not sure from the pictures if we can rule ...I'm not sure from the pictures if we can rule out the deer mouse, which carries Hanta virus.<br /><br />But, on the bright side, we can rule out an infestation of the mouse deer, the diminutive ungulate normally found in southeast Asia.Marlin Perkinsnoreply@blogger.com