tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post2754391645674340297..comments2024-02-12T19:55:20.018-08:00Comments on 26InchSlicks: A Sad DayUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-32051204908823620242012-08-26T14:47:13.488-07:002012-08-26T14:47:13.488-07:00Dear Monsieur Pat:
As you may know, your countrym...Dear Monsieur Pat:<br /><br />As you may know, your countryman Lance Armstrong has been stripped of his seven Tour de France titles.<br /><br />In the process of eliminating doping-tainted riders from contention for these titles, we have been forced to look beyond actual Tour entrants.<br /><br />It is therefore a great honor to announce that you have been declared winner of the Tour de France for the years 1999, 2003, and 2004.<br /><br />Congratulations. <br /><br />Please fill and return the enclosed urine sample jar.Tour de France Organizing Committeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1094176709529713758.post-88738747975383320322012-08-25T15:10:04.920-07:002012-08-25T15:10:04.920-07:00I heard the city may convert 27th to a permanent p...I heard the city may convert 27th to a permanent pump track, following the recommendation of the powerful Bicycle Advisory Board. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com