A dash. For cash. To replenish my stash. That was ravaged by my birthday bash. I was back in a flash. All while avoiding a crash. And the resulting rash.
I can't battle the rhyme you have going at this time, so don't put your money on me cause all you;ll get back is a squirt of a dime...now that I've done gone cold like an icicle I ask you my real question about YOUR bicycle?! what's the set-up on this one?? dying to know
As far as the bicycle, it's a Karate Monkey, per the smooth rhythm of H.h. lobotomist. With Alfine 8-speed rear and dyno front hubs. And Schwalbe Big Apples. It did have On One dirt drops for the longest time, and Titec H-bars before that, but now it has Salsa Bend 2's. It's a righteous city bike and I'm really diggin' it lately, as I work my way out of some back injury problems.
So considering that praise, it's difficult if not impossible for me to deny that it's the perfect ride for this honky.
The best cure for road rash
ReplyDeleteAccording to us white trash
Is a poultice made of corn tash
Soaked in fresh sour mash
It abashs slashs and other gashs
Also good for hot flashes
Rub some in your mustaches
Curls wifey's eyelashes
So when your teeth are gneshin'
When bicycles are creshin'
Sour mash yall be spleshin'
And you'll soon be back to flechein'
Most excellent, Mr. Cash.
ReplyDeleteI can't battle the rhyme you have going at this time, so don't put your money on me cause all you;ll get back is a squirt of a dime...now that I've done gone cold like an icicle I ask you my real question about YOUR bicycle?! what's the set-up on this one?? dying to know
ReplyDeleteThx,
(pump track voodoo man/wrecker)
Pat's Karate Monkey
ReplyDeletePerfect ride for a honky
8 speed hub kinda funky
Dirt drops kinda wonky
Chad, not bad. And for that I'm glad.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the bicycle, it's a Karate Monkey, per the smooth rhythm of H.h. lobotomist. With Alfine 8-speed rear and dyno front hubs. And Schwalbe Big Apples. It did have On One dirt drops for the longest time, and Titec H-bars before that, but now it has Salsa Bend 2's. It's a righteous city bike and I'm really diggin' it lately, as I work my way out of some back injury problems.
So considering that praise, it's difficult if not impossible for me to deny that it's the perfect ride for this honky.