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One thing that IS indisputable and irrefutable within the mist is that three core dudes were conspicuously absent tonight . . .
As for Wade, there is no excuse, that any of us could come with in our tribunal, to justify his absence. As with any family member that has gone astray, love is the operative emotion, and we just want Wade to get right. Wade: please get right.
And please also remember that my sister-in-law is your boss, as an added incentive.
Here's one example of why we can't let go of Wade without a fight:
The larger backstory of that torrid moment is here.
As for gNate and Eberly, that's a whole 'nother deal.
Those dudes saved my life not that long ago, on a mountain high above Loon Lake. The whole mess is documented here.
The Cliff Notes version is that I was wrecked, as you can clearly see:
Meanwhile, these two happy bastards . . .
. . . saved my life.
So I owe them, of course. But they also owe me. As in an explanation of why they weren't with us tonight.
Eberly had this whole elaborate excuse about how he's on the verge of finishing his degree program and couldn't drop everything to attend this super rad affair in another city, . . . blah, blah, blah.
gNate, however, has not weighed in with any substantive reason for missing the hang, nor has he weighed in at all.
Consequently, certain people are looking for answers . . .
gNate, have you a response?