Kick Fetch

Such a head-slappingly simple term, and yet so descriptive and eloquent. Gramatically efficient then, is what I'm trying to say, without actually practicing said concept.

It's what we've been doing for years, though . . .

Only now, it has a proper name. And more importantly, some smart, dog-minded engineer has built the proper tool around the concept.  For those of us who aren't exactly coordinated enough to consistenly kick something the size of an orange. Bring on the watermelon.

Who: Brandy
Where: Under the Christmas tree
When: duh
Why: because

Holy hell, I love being on vacation and having all this time to think.