Ever been around a 10-year-old boy who just discovered the power of electrical tape?
I recently acquired a few rolls of cloth bar tape and a quart of shellac. (If you have no idea what I'm talking about and have several hours to kill, watch this video.) I'm a few notches past excited and would be very happy to wrap and slather anything you own. I desperately needed an outlet tonight and hit one of my own. You probably think it looks like hell. I can't stop staring.
Just to be clear - although my dad had the killer high-quality electrical tape, the kid was not me. Honest.