Framesavering happened. It went way better than last time.
I'm supposed to go "gather fruit" tomorrow, which I don't know what means. I did the best I could to prep the bike for this unknown activity. The rack solution is wildly inelegant, obviously. You do what you have to.
There is some thought on the interwebs that fatbikes are superior wheelie machines. I do not know why I even mention this. It does not interest me.