A close second for the title of this post was 'Girls Gone Wild'.
Now that I have your attention, let's get started . . .
Sometime this summer, I came to the conclusion that I needed 2 new fatbikes to replace the single fatbike that I set free this past Spring.
After much deliberation, I decided that I needed to pre-order both the first production full suspension fatbike (the Salsa Bucksaw), as well as a cheap knockoff of the Surly Pugsley/Ice Cream Truck (the BikesDirect 'Lurch').
The Bucksaw will cost me in excess of $5000, and the knockoff fatty will cost me $900.
At this point in my life, I should be WAY too mature to do the bikes/girlfriends analogy, especially since Patty and I just celebrated our 22nd anniversary.
Immaturity reigns supreme, then.
The Bucksaw has pedigree. Not like socioeconomic pedigree, but more like character pedigree. Think Molly Ringwald. You're gonna be super nervous dating her, dare I say riding her (oh krap, I should not have dared to say that). You get what I mean, bike-wise. I hope. Trying to keep it clean here.
Conversely, the Lurch clearly lacks self esteem. It's not of it's own making . . . comparing the geo of the Lurch to Surly's Pugsley, Ice Cream Truck and Moonlander, well, let's see . . .
Even the name association. Pugsley. Lurch. If you haven't made the connection yet, let me HELP.
I "picked up" the Lurch yesteday. She was wandering the sidewalk outside of UPS headquarters just off the Broadway exit. It felt kind of dirty, but obviously, that didn't exactly stop me. I had been fantasizing about her top tube decal for weeks, if not days.
We arrived back at my place together.
'GENT'S' would obviously refer to me. Sweet. I feel more respectable already.
The top button of her blouse was undone and I tried not to look, but I could not help myself.
She's on the heavy side, too. But who am I to talk.
Look, all kidding aside, I was raised with three sisters who pretty much drilled into me a respect for women, lest I be instantly smitten.
Which makes it that much more surprising that I am going to continue with my sophomoric analogy.
I am going to marry the Bucksaw. I think. Just sayin'
I don't want to have any regrets, though. Also just sayin'. It feels very right to be dating the Lurch, and rather amorously.
I picked up a spoke yesterday, during my lunch hour, and then installed it and trued and tensioned the front wheel last night. If that's not infatuation, I don't know what is.
The godfather of Spokane fatbiking, Mr Dave Nelson, loaned me a Bud and a Lou to mount up to see if this bike would take the most extreme fat currently available.
Yep, with room to spare, is the answer. Frick, that's a tractor.
Back to the subject of BikesDirect quality for just a moment, there was in issue regarding the disc caliber mounting tab. It wasn't in the right place and forced the caliper into the disc. I had to file the tab down to get the caliper reasonably centered.
Which pretty much illustrates the general nature of the BikeDirect/Consumer relationship - the deal is good and the product is worthwhile, but a certain amount of fussery is required.
The Motobecane moniker is something else that has been borrowed or purchased from days gone by and is obviously part of BD's marketing strategy, but the boldness of the implementation on the downtube doesn't work for me. I decided I needed to deal with it.
This is the more appropriate level of brand display.
From my perspective, she can only get better, thanks to my efforts. Conversely, she may see things quite differently and crush me with her vengeful wrath. Only time will tell. Relationships are brutal.