Saturday, September 4, 2010

Bike Date

We haven't had one for a while, so we were overdue. Bike dates rule. For some reason, I was missing a rear light and her front light sucks. So we needed each other. We do in general, but especially tonight.

Hell no, I didn't take my wife to Super 1 for dinner. Don't be a dipshit. We just stopped there on the way home. Jeez. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother posting.


Anonymous said...

Of course a classy dude like you didn't take the wife to Super 1!

At least not when KFC has a two for one deal on the Double Down!

Pat S said...

Funny, how you would know all about KFC specials, Anon.

And this is exactly what I'm talking about - it's getting harder and harder to attract a quality audience.

So anyway, 2 for 1 double downs? Holy shit! If only I had known.

Anonymous said...

i'll say it again. bike dates rule!

John Speare said...

Hold the phone. I see you guys on your bikes all the time. What makes it a date?

Maybe I don't want to know that.

Anonymous said...

Well, John, a male cyclist has something called a presta valve, though some men have a shroeder. During a bike date, the man may inflate his tube. A female cyclist may at the same time lubricate her shifting mechanism. With proper maintence they may arrive at the Super 1, though not necessarily at the same time.

Most cyclists wait for at least the second date to share a double down.

Hope that helps!

EvilElf said...

I can't believe your shilling for Dr. Pepper!!!!

EvilElf said...

Make that "you're."

Anonymous said...

Make that "Evil'Elf."