Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Santa,

This year I would like:

(1) ea Victor® J-28 Torch Handle #0382-0127, (1) ea of either a Victor® 1-W-J Light Duty Welding Nozzle #0387-0041 (Clamshell) or #0325-0084 (Box), along with (1) ea Smith #14779-4-10 Kevlar Brazing Twin Hose (A & B Fitting).

I've been pretty damn good.

So I don't see a problem, but it's not my call. I really need this stuff, so if you could let me know one way or the other, that would be great. I have some projects in the hopper so I need to get this stuff ordered if you're not gonna come through for me.

But if there's any way you could swing it, then I could save that cash for other stuff . . . we're out of heating oil and we've had to burn newspapers to stay warm and grandma's medicine is sooo expensive and the holes in the soles of my shoes keep filling up with snow whenever I shovel Mrs. Olsen's sidewalk for her. Brrrr!

If you're kind of on the fence or maybe you've done some fact-checking and your and my idea of good are a ways apart, we could talk about some custom rack work for the sleigh, to sweeten the deal.

Anyway, safe travels and I'll leave a light on for you.

1 comment:

Alan said...

Absolutely hilarious. One of your best posts yet.

Did that inflate your blogging ego? I hope so. 'Cause that's my Christmas gift to you.

Merry Christmas!