Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Old Ladies

They can get pretty pushy, in my experience.  Not that the rest of us can't, but that particular age/gender group is especially troublesome, IMHO.

We have a "dogs belong on the floor" policy in place at our house. It's cleary being ignored.


Pandit Mahapukkavellahungumlingam said...

I am telling you, in house of dharmic disorder, up is down, down is up, herd of deer mice roam floor, and bitch rule couch like throne. Do you even control household television remote, good sir? I am asking.

Your house is she, and she is goddess.

If mister of house does not propitiate house goddess, Makan Devi, she will fill herself with rodents, disorder, and disrespect!

For you, I perform Makan Devi propiating puja for especial small price: one crore rupees and 1978 Lincoln Town Car. Gold-plate. Please advise earliest.


Andy D. said...

In a civil society, sometimes policies are amended upon review. Perhaps there was a "not sharing floor space with mice" clause. Maybe you missed the public meeting.

Brandy said...

Now everyone on the internet knows I'm a dog. Thanks a lot, Pat.

Get a cat already. I miss the floor. This chair smells of manfart.

Traditional Bike Club Curmudgeon said...

"Dogs belong on the floor" is a rule your not-too-distant-mouser will approve of.

Pat S said...

Okay, I don't know about LMAO, but I had to seriously strive to contain embarrassing noises when I read these comments at work today. I don't think I did a very good job.